My New Business Idea

Now that it really is winter in Russia I discovered that it's COLD (though not nearly as cold as last year). When I bundle up, my face is still freezing, and I don't see many ski masks for sale.

I have a better idea.

I'm going to invent a nose warmer. A fuzzy little strip you can put on top of your nose. Heated, like the hand warmers when you're camping. Also adhesive, so that it does nice things for your skin like Biore Clear Pore Strips.

And patches you can put on your cheeks, to keep them warm.

Wait, there's more. They'll come in different colors and designs. For children, you can buy special patterns, like a costume. So you could stay warm, and look like a mouse, or a cat or a tiger.